Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee)
On top of their head (on top of their head)
Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue?
Fabricant (Fabricant)
Michael Fabricant (Michael Fabricant)
Michael Fabricant says that people just spill out
To make themselves feel good (make themselves feel good)

They’re spilling out ,so you’d better get this party started
Spilling out of offices to get this party started
Shite spilling out of all of their orifices

 

see also:

Forever Giving Out Baubles

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2021/12/05/downing-street-dogs/