To sparple is to deflect unwanted attention
From one thing by making a big deal of another
I could mention
Nadine Dorries or Julia wotserface
Slagging the BBC

It’s a hit job by the nutjobs to distract us from dog’s nob*
The big nob that’s big dog that’s code for the blonde snob
Who slobbers from his gob
In 10 Downing Street

*line by @MajorPazuzu

see also:

Hingum-Tringum

Julia