He was born in Kirkcaldy
Which they call the Lang Toun
He’s not as famous as Bill Oddie
Or Gordon Broon
I don’t think he got out much
But he was good at his sums
He probably went to Fife College
To write The Wealth Of Nations
Adam Smith – he’s a wonderful economist
Adam Smith – big woo hoos
Adam Smith – it’s not like he’s a novelist
Adam Smith – or Penelope Cruz
Poor wee Adam
He didn’t have chums
But he had a system
And he had his sums
He had his life in order, maaan
He should run the banks today
He’d go out with Carol Vorderman
And blow the Goodwin away
Adam Smith – he’s a wonderful economist
Adam Smith – big woo hoos
Adam Smith – it’s not like he’s a novelist
Adam Smith – or Penelope Cruz
Adam Smith – he wasn’t a chiropodist
Adam Smith – that’s something to do with your feet
Adam Smith – he was an economist
Adam Smith – damned neat neat neat
from the album A.S. by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band
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