No Life Left In The Union
Now I’m a Scottish man Amazed at what I am I like to think when I have a drink I’m a sociable man I like England too But not that Westminster crew And there’s…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Cunteryfile
Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Talking bout nazis and slavery Scintillating commentary For Cunteryfile on BBC Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree Making up their own history Neil says to…
Corona Con
You’ve got the virus, we’ve got the ads Let’s make lots of money* Bombarding your telly and your iPads Let’s make lots of money I’ve had enough of zooming – every ad is now…
Jimmy Savile Was A Philanthropist
Jimmy Savile was a philanthropist Stick that on your list The next time you decide to defend a statue Try to think it through Why d’you think he felt the need to give away…
Pulling Down The Statues
D’you ever seem to have one of those days where nationalism’s just not doing it for you anymore? Well you know, I used to have those just about all the time. But I found…
Coronavirus
Coronavirus, virus, I’m gonna give you fever Coronavirus, virus, I’m gonna give a you Shaking, a cough and shortage of breath too eh Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus, virus, a come on Coronavirus,…
I’m Sorry (I’m Not Sorry)
I’m sorry, (I’m not sorry) So sorry That I was such a fool I thought I could easily bend the rules Oooh So sorry I was too blind to see Please accept my apology…
The Show Must Be Paused
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Entitlement, Coke And Champagne
Cummings was not a handsome fellow They called him Dom Perignon He came from a long line of wankers You know the sort – Harrow, Eton Entitlement, Coke And Champagne To these cunts it’s…
Stand By Your Dom/Professor Van Tam
Sometimes it’s hard to be the PM Giving all your love to just one man* People will hate him Oh please don’t berate him And tell the people to move on And if you…