I’ve Been To Amsterdam
Hey Rebecca Long Bailey That’s an interesting name You’re a double barrelled mother In a working class game I’ve no doubt you dream about The things you’ll never do But, first let’s talk about…
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Peter Pandemic (Wetherspoons Wasteland)
Out there in the fields, fighting for pub meals We’re going back into normal I don’t give a shite, I know I’m right Djokovic and me will be forgiven, yeah, yeah, yeah Don’t cry,…
We Are Not OK
Vikki Stone has written and edited this video called ‘we are not okay’, bringing together artists to sing about the current situation. The performers sing about the necessity of human interaction, missing being onstage and…
Bannockburning
On the anniversary of the battle, Brian Cox narrates the Battle of Bannockburn accompanied by The Ruts and The Cure. And why not? from the album Bannockburning by The Plagiarist
House Music Volume C:19
Cracking lockdown album made in Fife by a diverse bunch of artists including James Yorkston, people from The Twilight Sad, Faith No More and Nazareth. All profits go to Frontline Fife (Homeless charity and Fife…
The Ballad Of Iain Gray
As former Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray announces he is to quit Holyrood, here’s a touching song based on his best bits, especially that time he was backed into Subway by Sean Clarkin. I…
Oligarchy In The UK
To the right. Now. I am an onanist I have a supple wrist I know what I want, I know how to get it Want to destroy And Get Brexit done Cos I wanna…
Daniel Rashford
Matt Hancock is laughing again This time he can’t remember a footballer’s name I see Kay Burley asking him why Oh it looks like Boris and Matt Hancock are lying (again) Oh oh oh,…
Therese Coffey – Way To Go
“When you wake up this morning and run your shower, take a second to think about parents who’ve had their water turned off during lockdown” That’s what Marcus Rashford tweeted A compassionate thing to…
Julia
Most of what she says is meaningless Beside the point, not on the point, Julia Julia, Julia, cognitive pissonance* Jumping to defend nazi urine, Julia *with thanks to @Bratchy1 and apologies to The…