Olly Murs
Do you remember Pretty In Pink by The Psychedelic Furs? I’ll tell you who isn’t pretty in the pink – Olly fucking Murs He wants us to think he’s a cheeky wee tinker He…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
I Don’t Remember Crowds
A gathering, a protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, and an app Isle of Wight – stay in Massage the numbers, dirty tricks Cheltenham, Stereophonics Allowed out to…
Borrissey – I’m Your Refugee
It’s a Trump! The difficult third album from Borrissey out now. Get it here free. Tracks: Ban It Technology Lessons What A State Boris In Scotland I Get So Drunk I Don’t Know Who I’m…
Kirona Vi Rus
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…
Give The World Some Lint
by Agnesa Prifti Jepi botës disa gëlqere Bëni erën e nenexhikut Me ndoshta vetëm një ngjyrë Paqe dhe liri Ne kemi nevojë për dashuri jo luftë Kjo është ajo që unë jam warbling për…
Canedolia
pic © broad daylight www.broaddaylightltd.co.uk Canedolia (An Off-Concrete Scotch Fantasia) by Edwin Morgan music – Tommy Mackay oa! hoy! awe! ba! mey! who saw? rhu saw rum. garve saw smoo. nigg saw tain. lairg…
Elspeth Sings The Covid Blues
Here’s a marvellous wee ditty from Elspeth – daughter of friend of the Reckless, Scott Renton. Everybody sing!
Disinfectant Inferno
Ladies and gentlemen – the latest brain fart from the President Of The United States Of America. with apologies to The Trammps.
Gay Wednesday
by The Fabulouses See you on a Monday Let’s do lunch See you next Tuesday You terrible cunt It’s a midweek special With free choc ice If you’re a homosexual It’s all half price…
It’s Mustard, Richard. Mustard
I’ve been flying Virgin Airlines I really am disgusted What’s this yellow stuff on my plate? It’s mustard, Richard. Mustard! It’s making me feel faint It’s holding the meat to ransom I’m writing a letter…