Relate
Relate, he can’t do it When he’s asked to go do it Relate, he can’t do it To the working class Relate, can you do it? When you wanna suck to it Relate, can…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Evil Distraction
Say it ain’t so, Jo. You had to confess it Your finger’s on the button and you’re dying to press it You think you’re being strong, but you’re just disingenuous Your grip on reality…
Dreich
We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…
Just The Facts
CCHQ FactcheckUK too Can you check some info for me please? James Cleverly Speak to me Try not to squirm on your knees It gets funny Prove it Just the facts You’re fucking mental…
Billy Cheese
So may I introduce to you The one and only Billy Cheese And Sergeant Cheddar’s Lonely Cheese Club Band Biiiiiiiiiii Lleeeeeeeeee Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese What would you do if i ran out of cheese? me: *stands…
No Sweat
No sweat, my prince, no sweat No sweat, my prince, no sweat When I was under fire I did not perspire My oxters were drying up For another liar No sweat, my prince, no…
The Moocher
Folks here’s a story ’bout Minnie the Moocher, She’s got a wheelbarrow, she met a butcher, “Hi Boris, you alright?” “I’m good, how are you?” “I’m bitchin’” I’m alright thank you I’m not very…
Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin
As Gavin Williamson gets a knighthood, let us remember how bravely he stood up to the Russian president… “It is absolutely atrocious and outrageous what Russia did in Salisbury. We have responded to that….
P.O.P.P.I.E.S
R.E.S.P.E.C.T Oh look, here’s a giant poppy In clown shoes, oh deary me How disrespectful to the military P.O.P.P.I.E.S How did we get in this mess Everybody seems to be Doctoring their VT So…
Game Of Life
Hey, you know I get things done I’m the most underappreciated under the sun You think I’m a loser but I know I’ve won The game of life I can do new songs or…