Fuck Off Scotland
Fuck off Scotland, off you fuck Off you fuck You whinging Jocks We’ve had enough of your socialist paradise Engerlund is twice as nice So fuck off Scotland Off you fuck Fuck off Scotland,…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Ride A Black Swan
There’s a Black Swan circulating around Whitehall Giving everyone the fear It is more brutal than the Yellowhammer It’ll break your arm if you let it near Wear a tin foil hat like they…
Brexit’s Yellowhammer
A political pundit met a physical Bullingdon bully Asking quite politely if they could read A summary So they printed a sterling work of literature Called Yellowhammer Six whole pages, without any pictures Oh,…
Monday Night’s Alright For A Considerable Affray
It’s getting late have you seen my mates Marr would have a field day It’s one o’clock and I want to rock Cause a considerable affray The chamber’s drunker than a barrel full of…
Please Leave My Town
If you happen to meet Boris in the street You can always go Please leave my town When you’ve got worries, just noise up the tories Seems to help, I know Please leave my…
My Bruvver
Phaugh… There’s something funny round here, What is it Ohh! it’s you Come here and sit down, You’re gonna have the truth told about you and put on record ‘Ere, please do not sit…
Leopold Bloom’s Kitchen
The inner organs of beasts and fowls In Leopold Bloom’s kitchen Relish yer breakfast then move your bowels Leopold Bloom’s kitchen Talk to the cat, then the butcher’s, call in For a pork kidney…
History Is A Nightmare
History is a nightmare From which I am trying to awake God is a shout in the street And Jesus birthday cake Teaching victories Of Pyrrhus of Epirus Cyril Sargent stay behind For arithmetic…
Willie Rennie Mackintosh
If you like your furniture slightly Art Nouveau With a hint of liberalism, there’s this guy I know Willie Rennie Mackintosh – some say he is a fud Willie Rennie Mackintosh – he is…
Delete! Delete! Delete!
So, farewell then, Ruth Davidson. We have so many memories of the duplicitous, disingenuous bauchle. So, as she sails off into the sainted sunset, let us remember that time she panicked over her drunken tweets: …