Shagger
Hear this Labour gang, if you want to be popular again The name ‘Labour’ is so old, turgid and *laboured* and a massive turn-off in this day and age, whether you’re left or centre….
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Maggie Made Me
Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you You might be fucking dead, but there’s someone here instead making me feel true blue I know I keep people amused, but…
Oh England, You Are A Sinking Ship
Pack the car, grab the kids Let’s get out of here You’ll know that I’m right There’s children dying here Their victims will rise up They’ll burn London down Oh England, you are a sinking…
Talented Coloured People
Take a picaninny And a watermelon With a touch of blue blood And you got the kind of immigrant the Tory Boys like They love a bit of Latin rhetoric Imperial not metric, yeah…
Putting Communism In The URL
JC, more smears It’s been going on for years On all news and websites It’s so blatant now they have to try Something even sneakier, the media smell Putting communism in the url They…
There’s A Clown In The Tube Station This Morning
The door is open Mr Livingstone you should know better than this What are you doing? The scuffed, dirty shoe Is stuck in the door. Let me go, let me on He mumbles and…
Wee Country
From Newtonmore to Newton Mearns We’re aw Jock Tamson’s bairns But it’s no aw glamour. it’s no aw glitz Jock Tamson’s on benefits In this wee country Wee country Wi a massive, massive heart Traditional…
Jellyfish Johnson
For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…
Hey Jo
Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…
BBC – You’re An Embarrassment
As yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song… Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…