Articles by Tommy Mackay

Get It Up Ye

  Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…


Keir Starmer

  Who is this guy? Keir Starmer – I thought he was a Tory but he’s another Labour phony Oh oh Squeaky bum time yeah Keir Starmer – is he better than Jess Phillips? Is…



Iran’s So Far Away

  On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked…



Derek Acorah

  Derek Acorah – he is a small medium at large He likes pakora and he loves his onion bhaji He says he can communicate with the other side He doen’t like basmati rice, he…


Sharon

  Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra.


2020

  You’d think that I’d see clearly now it’s 2020 But the chaos in my head it just gets worse Years and years of songs about years -that is plenty Just when you think here…


Ava Mhairi Ah!

  I’ll pledge allegiance to the Queen For the purposes of the job Or swear on the life of my Auntie Jean I cannae just shut ma gob I’ll cross my fingers as I speak…


Working Class Tory

  If you’re feeling torn, if you feel out of place There’s no point in shooting yourself in the face Know your enemy, don’t be a disgrace A working class tory is something to be…