Dad On
First they came for the socialites and I said Dad on Then they came for the alt-rights and I said Dad on Then they came for the Blairites and I said Dad on Then…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
High Anxiety
As Treeza zaps off to Strasbourg, her fellow passengers feel a little anxious, as does the rest of the country. Relieve your stress with Half Bam Half Whisky’s album SingalongaMay, available here:
Failing
I am failing I’m Chris Grayling I am hailing A taxi I’m e-mailing Michael Palin To make a non travel documentary I am bailing On the sailing Cos there’s no ships for this ferry…
Nothing Has Changed
Don’t you hate the way she seems to enjoy it? Clinging on to power like piles Round the arse of British politics Totally in denial Nothing’s happening and it’s happening right now But that’s…
SingalongaMay
All your favourite totally topical tory tunes on one bumper compilation. Guaranteed to gie ye the dry boak. Tracks are: Cockney Brexit Knees Up Go Brexit David Davis Eyes Nanny Is A Nazi Nothing Has…
There Was No Collusion
Wouldn’t it be nice if I said would? Would a woodchuck chuck wood if it could? Wouldn’t I lie to you? Of course I would A double negative is not no good There was…
Mr Trump Is Magic
Mr Trump has magic, you know Never believe it’s not so He’s magic, you know Never believe, it’s not so In the last two years It’s coming out his ears Astonishing vote getter and…
Music Was My Potus
To commemorate the release of Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump, here’s The Donald’s thoughts on music: “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I,…
Cunt Of The Century – The Album
Supertrump have a brand new album out and you can’t afford to miss it. Cos it’s free! Here’s the track listing: Forever In Good Genes The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall Nobody Has More…
Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy
Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston Allen – o.k. showdown Berger – funny tinge Smith Coffey – o.k. showdown Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan Leslie – and Gapes showdown* Showdown Take them away They’re as…