Hings Are Gonna Get Worserer
I have done my best I have done everything I can Sadly I have not been able to do her majesty the queen I tried three times It is and will always remain a…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Tears For Peers
People say I’m cold That I sold my soul for gold But really I’m a mess of emotions Maggie Thatcher made me quiver Boris Johnson makes me simper I shed a tear at the…
Goodbye To May
Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, She made a pig’s ear of Brexit Goodbye to May, goodbye to May, Well at least she didn’t actually shag a pig [Chorus] She’s obscene, can’t you see…
The Reckless Eurovision Song Contest
As Britain manages to finish even lower in their last place position at this year’s official Eurovision and votes to humiliate itself further in the European elections, the Daily Reckless is proud to present the…
Alsation Strangulation
Long distance information give me Michael Heseltine We have a situation where my dog’s not feeling fine Alsatian Strangulation is the human way To put him out his misery and send him on his…
La La La La La La La La La La La La by Homeland
Israel reveals its new song for Europe by 16-piece boyband, Homeland, who sing the chorus over and over as loudly as they can. This song has also been used throughout the year as a…
100 People
We asked 100 people to name as many ways to live their life by They were gripped with the fear of existence No-one knows why There are people that count Every single amount Of everything…
The Age Of Reason
People say there’s a little yellow idol To the north of Kathmandu What they don’t say is I’m feeling suicidal Social media is my new glue So take a good look at my selfie My…
Pointless – the album
When Jean Paul Saltire becomes a contestant on Pointless, the result is… nausea. The most joyfully depressing album you will ever hear… Get it here:
The Vilest Nihilist
There’s a voice that keeps on calling me In my head – that’s where I live you see Every thought I have don’t matter a jot Whatever I say I am, that is what…