Independent Group
They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit Where can you find our website? Search the web for gobshite We’re not good with technology Where can you begin to…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Washing My Own Chandeliers
I am so down to earth that I’m Washing me own chandeliers Da, da, da, da, da, I am smoking a fag And I’m having a couple of beers It is not so easy…
Mouldy May
Wake up, Theresa, I think I got something to say to you It’s time for breakfast and you really should be eating food I know you like gammon and ham, but I’ve only got…
Mouldy Old D’Oh
Theresa May has revealed that she will not throw away a jar of jam if it has gone mouldy on top. She scrapes off the mould and eats the good preserve left underneath. Mmmmm….
Questionable Times
Questionable Times – album from Half Bam Half Whisky out now! Get it here.
You’ve Gotta Fight For Your Centrist Party
Fuck it! Can I get a consonant, a vowel and a sum? Can I get a crucial conundrum? If you want a party that isn’t left or right Then be a centrist wizard, not…
The Ross Boys LP
After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…
It Wisnae Me
Brexit gets me stressed out So I’m drinking in the Strangers Bar Picture this I was on my tenth shot Eating complimentary caviar How could I forget that I was Aberdeen South MP All…
Indy Live Radio
I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package: Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…
Special Place In Hell
Why don’t you ask May if she’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask Corbyn if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why don’t you tell me who has…