Ruinous Spending
Ruinous spending And lots of lending I want the world to know I hate austerity Ruinous spending It’s never ending It really pisses off the bankers and city I do believe that I could be…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Bull Penis Smoothie
Slow down, you drink too fast You got to make the feeling last Just knocking back the bovine juice Gulping down bull penis smoothie Ba da da da da da bull penis smoothie Hiya…
Spider Killer
I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m arachnophobic and I Can’t relax I can’t sleep ’cause one’s on my bed I got my girlfriend to squash it dead Spider Killer Kez que…
The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight
Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way… In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job’s left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job’s left behind Dickie Leonard…
Sausage Roll Away The Stone
Baby, I really need to know If you say Van Gogh or Van Go? D’you say scone or scone? D’you say scone or scone? And if we use our legs We could hurry on…
It’s A Fine Life
Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it,…
Tales From The Locker Room
Album release from The Jung Ones featuring Deep Freud Pizza. Available here
Free Fallon
He’s a bad boy, loves his mummy Loves Theresa and Brexit too He’s a bad boy, who’s got no defence now Free falling below his own high standards oooh And it’s a long day lyin’…
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Hello old bean How is Jocasta? We’re having a frightfully posh soiree It’s Halloween, we’re having pasta Shaped like the bats in our belfry We’ve invited all the locals Tarquin is getting rather tipsy…
Rack And Ruin
Well, I don’t care about this tory. Rack, rack, rack and ruin – I is cool Gonna shake my magic money tree Rack, rack, rack and ruin- I is cool I’m so tired of all…