Articles by Tommy Mackay

2017 R.I.P.

  2017 – we know where you’ve been Will next year just be more? More death, more Trump, more May, more guns, more ignorance, more war 2017 RIP More tweets and less fun Throughout the…







Arseholes At Night

  Well, we all have different faces, see? Depending on our places in society We act different with friends and family Than we do when we’re working for the company All of us are Jekyll…


Woman At Work Down Under

Fleeing from a fried-out party On a telly trail, head full of smarties I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous They fed me kangaroo anus And they said: “Do you want to clean…



Nightphubbing

Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m what’s happening Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m a text machine I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy It’s something to see When I’m nightphubbing Golden shower clubbing Oh isn’t it wild? Nightphubbing I’m…