Duckworth Death Chair
Jack Jack Jack Jack Died on his arse and won’t come back Vera Vera Vera Vera She’s not a ghost, Jack’s a dreamer Corrie Corrie Corrie Corrie Come back Blanche we’re really sorry I.T. I.T….
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Corbynmania
Wotcha gonna do, brother Wotcha gonna do When Corbymania runs wild on you… from the album Tales From The Locker Room by The Jung Ones. Listen here
Solid Gold Easy Redaction (Anas Sarwar edit)
Anas Sarwar never learns Now he’s fucked up his tax returns He thought he’d covered up his tracks and Buggered up his own redaction, baby He posted everything on line And couldn’t take them…
Fight The Right
You wake up late for work man you don’t wanna go You look at the papers and you think oh no They’re blaming the poor and the immigrants What a shower of shit, what…
Wobbly Rocket
I got a wobbly rocket and I’m firing from Faslane I got a wobbly rocket and I’m gonna be renewed again I give good warhead, but I’ve got a lousy aim And now the finger…
Dear Ringo
“Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October.” Dear Ringo Won’t you come out to play? Worrabout a…
Tommy Sheppard
Tommy Sheppard SNP He used to give me gigs But now he hangs round that Westminster crowd Kicking the Tories in the dick He used to be in Labour But now they’re dead of…
Alex Zane’s Mangina
He thinks he’s showing us funny stuff But we’re just looking at his man muff From Chingford to China They stare at Alex Zane’s Mangina You know that he will mention a Horse fisting Scottish…
Only Shoes
Every woman, every man, thinks they’re a comedian Stand up, stand up…. Everybody throws their fists except journalists Who throw footwear Footwear All he wanted was to hit Bush on the nose His sole…
Tory
Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky