5000 Yobbos
The ghost of Bill Grundy regales a hostile crowd with his nonsensical drunken punk rock anecdotes, ably assisted by the Sexual Pistoles themselves. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay see also:
Articles by Tommy Mackay
I Want Moore
From the album Phineas Freak & The Smooth Perturbations featuring Patrick Moore. In tribute to Holger Czukay RIP.
Kez – the EP
Trailer for the KEZ EP – featuring It’s Ma Pairty, Kez! Kezia Dugdale’s Dad, Bye Bye Kezia and Scottish Labour. EP available here
Kez
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…
Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard
Hi my name is Steve And I’m the beard Of Jeremy Corbyn You might think it weird The fight starts here Or at least tomorrow morning The revolution will not be televised But it will…
The Half Man Half Biscuit Song
This is not a love song, it’s more of a rant About a bloke who applied for a government grant To try to get a crowd to chant Half Man Half Biscuit If you…
New Scotland
I was fifty years when I wrote this song I’m still fifty now but I won’t be for long People ask me when will you grow up to be a man But I still…
Uranium
Reality stars directing our fate and we’re praying it’s not too late Uranium Raving psychosis and whispering kittens Bright orange coupon and Mexican mittens You all know what uranium is Nuclear weapons and other…
Caledonia Uber Alles
Compilation of totally topical tunes by Half Bam Half Whisky. Get your copy right here.
Dr Moreau – The Musical
Includes tracks by Average White Bandicoot, Abaa, Edwin Starfish and many others. Get your copy right here.