Tommy Sheppard
Tommy Sheppard SNP He used to give me gigs But now he hangs round that Westminster crowd Kicking the Tories in the dick He used to be in Labour But now they’re dead of…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Alex Zane’s Mangina
He thinks he’s showing us funny stuff But we’re just looking at his man muff From Chingford to China They stare at Alex Zane’s Mangina You know that he will mention a Horse fisting Scottish…
Only Shoes
Every woman, every man, thinks they’re a comedian Stand up, stand up…. Everybody throws their fists except journalists Who throw footwear Footwear All he wanted was to hit Bush on the nose His sole…
Tory
Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky
5000 Yobbos
The ghost of Bill Grundy regales a hostile crowd with his nonsensical drunken punk rock anecdotes, ably assisted by the Sexual Pistoles themselves. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay see also:
I Want Moore
From the album Phineas Freak & The Smooth Perturbations featuring Patrick Moore. In tribute to Holger Czukay RIP.
Kez – the EP
Trailer for the KEZ EP – featuring It’s Ma Pairty, Kez! Kezia Dugdale’s Dad, Bye Bye Kezia and Scottish Labour. EP available here
Kez
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…
Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard
Hi my name is Steve And I’m the beard Of Jeremy Corbyn You might think it weird The fight starts here Or at least tomorrow morning The revolution will not be televised But it will…
The Half Man Half Biscuit Song
This is not a love song, it’s more of a rant About a bloke who applied for a government grant To try to get a crowd to chant Half Man Half Biscuit If you…