Crazy Boris
There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnston – London Mayor He’s a pillock, but those cockernees Think it’s funny they’ve elected him big cheese What a show, there he goes befriending Merseyside,…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Nick Robinson
(words by @Tucker5law) And here’s to you, Mr Robinson Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo God bless you please, Mr Robinson Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey…
Biscuit Tinnitus
Kenny came from East Ayrshire With one overriding desire To see Half Man Half Biscuit play And his dream came true one day He went to see them in Bournemouth But afterwards he felt…
Coment On The Latest Jackie Baillie Pish
Give a man a fishing rod and he can fish Give the Scottish Labour Party one wee wish That their emails were worth seeing Without the subject being Coment on the latest Jackie Baillie…
Duckworth Death Chair
Jack Jack Jack Jack Died on his arse and won’t come back Vera Vera Vera Vera She’s not a ghost, Jack’s a dreamer Corrie Corrie Corrie Corrie Come back Blanche we’re really sorry I.T. I.T….
Corbynmania
Wotcha gonna do, brother Wotcha gonna do When Corbymania runs wild on you… from the album Tales From The Locker Room by The Jung Ones. Listen here
Solid Gold Easy Redaction (Anas Sarwar edit)
Anas Sarwar never learns Now he’s fucked up his tax returns He thought he’d covered up his tracks and Buggered up his own redaction, baby He posted everything on line And couldn’t take them…
Fight The Right
You wake up late for work man you don’t wanna go You look at the papers and you think oh no They’re blaming the poor and the immigrants What a shower of shit, what…
Wobbly Rocket
I got a wobbly rocket and I’m firing from Faslane I got a wobbly rocket and I’m gonna be renewed again I give good warhead, but I’ve got a lousy aim And now the finger…
Dear Ringo
“Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October.” Dear Ringo Won’t you come out to play? Worrabout a…