Articles by Tommy Mackay

A Little Restraint In The Hall

  There is no avoiding Going down to Croydon To the Fairfield Halls Fairfield Halls It’s not quite romantic The crowd are going frantic In the Fairfield Halls Fairfield Halls Girls are invading the stage…


Do The Pterygoid Walk

  If you’re a snake who wants to swallow a frog You gotta learn to do the pterygoid walk I saw it last night on Springwatch Lucy Lapwing made a prop Do the do the…


Face It

  Face it – you don’t have a clue Face it – you make things harder Face it – you don’t have a clue Face it – you make things harder For yourself All the…


Yes O Yes

  Cover of The Fall song ‘Yes O Yes’, with interjections by Matt Berry, Mark E Smith, Meg Ryan, Ben Kingsley and Molly Bloom from Ulysses. Photo – a display at the James Joyce Foundation…


We Are Never Ever Getting Black Mask

  After a Daily Reckless day out at Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich we were reminded of this track from the Red Eyed And Reckless album by Cabaret Voltaylor. see also:


Steve’s Mix Tape

Had a lovely blether with Steve Pringle on his Mix Tapes podcast. You can hear/read all about it here And here are the tracks chosen on Spotify:



Too Much Butter On My Rolls

  I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my arteries clear all the time Carbs and fats are no good for my soul But she puts too much butter on…


Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor

  Keir Hardie was the first, Arthur Henderson the worst, George Barnes, Ramsay MacDonald William Adamson, J. R. Clynes, George Lansbury, Clement Attlee – fun times Hugh Gaitskell, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan, Michael Foot, Neil…


Franz Kafka’s The (Tyne) Castle

  If Franz Kafka supported Heart Of Midlothian. Suggested by this post by Lewis Miller. It is said when he read There wisnae existential dread People were in fits of laughter Let’s all raise a…