Rishi Kids
I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Comedy
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…
Erwin Schrödinger’s Veterinarian
Pointless couple Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman attempt to say ‘Erwin Schrödinger’s veterinarian,’ backed by The Fall’s ‘Open The Boxoctosis.’ Complete with Mark E Smith saying ‘Bounty’ just to keep it topical. see…
Watt Watt Watt
New Watt Watt Watt album. Samuel Beckett meets The Fall. At last! Tracks: My Name Is Not Dan All This Day Vent The Pent Stop Mithering Molloy’s Runes Krapp Rap Tape Rockaboat Atomised Mother Sister…
I Am Not A Number
As Matt Highton pointed out here, the loose bauble in London was clearly the origin story to Rover in the Prisoner. So here’s an excuse to repost this stramash-up of Jonathan Richman and Patrick…
Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time
Constant repetition of Conservative catchphrases can be a tad irritating yes? see also: Strong And Stable Chemical Weapons
Trapped Inside The Happiest Place On Earth
Trapped inside the happiest place on Earth But we’re going for a ride – we may as well stay terrified Mickey Mouse is forcing us to stay In the house. Nobody is going away…
Lula
Girls will be boys and boys from Brazil Don’t have to pretend that they are a shill For Bolsonaro Balls to Bolsonaro The left is back and the right upturned It’s a mixed up,…
Frightfully Posh Halloween (apocalyptic remix)
It’s All Hallows Eve, so here’s a remix of an old Reckless classic by The Defunkt Boy Three: Hello old bean How is the master? We’re having a frightfully posh soiree It’s Halloween, we’re…