Articles by Tommy Mackay

Catterick – Soundtrack

Music and dialogue from the Vic and Bob sitcom, Catterick. 100% unofficial soundtrack album. Tracks Quack Quink Oink Ink Spock’s Beard Working On It DI Fowler Kinky Boots Monkey Man Tupperware Judy Teen At War…


Kick Out The Bams, Malcolm Tucker

  As Glasgow (once voted the best city in Britain for the swears and that) kicks out the fascist bams from George Square, here’s Malcolm Tucker letting rip from the LP ‘Imagine There’s No Album’…


Noel Edmonds Cancer Box

  It’s No.1 It’s Top of the Pops It’s Noel Edmonds’ Cancer Box There’s a man with a plan And a helicopter and a gunge tank He’s mistra Noel He’s not weird, and his beard…


Tomorrow’s World

  The future. As seen from the past by unimpressed schoolkids. From the album Sensual Interfacing by Burke & Baxter. see also:



Luckenbooths

  Now stair-head critics, senseless fools, Censure their aim, and pride their rules, In Luckenbooths wi’ glouring eye, Their neighbours sma’est fauts descry: If ony loun shou’d dander there, O’ aukward gate, and foreign air:…


Dynamic Pricing

  Dynamic pricing Artists should have the power To control the price of their tickets So they don’t rise by the hour It’s all just a racket And I don’t mean the noise If Paul…


Do Ye Ken John Peel?

  On the anniversary of his birth day, here’s a song from the 40 Odd Years Of The Fall album about John Peel: D’ye ken John Peel do ya do ya eh? Do ye ken…


Groucho And Alice

  Groucho Marx’s best bits backed by ‘Hard Hearted Alice’ by Alice Cooper. When Alice was No.1: see also:


2 U2 Me

  A radical thumping reworking of The Chuckle Brothers mixed with The Fuck Buttons.  You’ve got to roll with it. from the album Now That’s What I Call Topical