Choking On A Vape
Aw, when you go to Dover Look out for the men in black It’s a thicko supernova Trying to make the boats turn back Spontaneously protesting Like a black hole with no charm Plus…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake
Radcliffe & Maconie hot take Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake This is what brought me awake On this drafty Sunday morning Off kilter, off road, off bake Paddy McGuinness’s Carrot Cake Thievery amongst DJs Paddy…
Black Velvet Nige
Watched that Channel 4 News investigation These are not men of the people. Braying accents muffled by deep-pile carpets. Thin shoulders that barely come over country house armchairs. White shins glimpsed between dress socks…
2 Chevrons Apart
Steve Hill’s book about Half Man Half Biscuit, ‘Friday Night Fever,’ soundtracked by Half Bam Half Whisky aka the first man in the world to buy a Half Man Half Biscuit book. Tracks: Accosting Robert…
Left Wing Agitator With A Book To Flog
The monkey on my back has started walking the dog I’m a left wing agitator with a book to flog My other monkey is updating my blog I’m a left wing agitator with a…
5000 Songs
When I wake up well you know I’m gonna be I’m gonna be the man who wishes that he could Write a song But you know I can’t be arsed But I know that…
Letter To Dostoevsky (I)
I, in the Thistle’s land, As you* in Russia where Struggle in giant form Proceeds for evermair, In my sma’ measure ’bood Address a similar task, And for a share o’ your Appallin’ genius…
Caledonia Screaming (Fife version)
All the schemes are grey and I’m sitting on a bus I’ve been for a walk to Glenrothes I’d be safe and warm if I was in Leslie Caledonia screamin’ in Kirkcaldy Stopped in…
Being and Nothingness (Stan and Hilda mix)
Stan Paul Sartre and Hilda de Beauvoir hit it off in this remix of a track from the Pointless album. original song: remix inspired by this post by Hugo Brady Brown
Accosting Robert Fripp
Wimborne resident Robert Fripp Attempted to woo my mother By buying her a Babycham Apparently she didn’t know what to do with the cherry An incident that clearly rankled As she still mentions it…