That Is What Cunts Do
Dodgy version of Penny Mordaunt’s ‘Stand up and fight’ speech. see also:
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Play For Today
Play For Today It’s lots of plays That win awards in many ways They’re often grim and not much fun You’ll find them on BBC1 There’s Scum, Red Shift and Penda’s Fen Edna The…
London Corrie
Coronation Street Clash. Inspired by this footage: This. Is. Phenomenal. Corrie characters aghast at “London?”pic.twitter.com/iVAC6Gs9hR — Phil Clifton (@philclifton) September 29, 2023 see also: Must Be Judas (Ken Barlow Heckles Dylan) Goth Bet Lynch
Do The Iceblink Conga
Cocteau Twins meet Black Lace in a car crash conga. see also:
Woke Train
People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…
Smoking A Fag On A Rollercoaster
Here we all are sitting in a funfair In fabulous sixties outfits and hair Doin’ the things that you’re not supposed to Like smoking a fag on a rollercoaster I am smoking a fag…
Leathery Carapace
Lord, it’s hard to be humble… “Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Much of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather…
Seven Deadly Bins
Oh oh the dustbin men at No.10 Think it’s such a fucking shame That the sinister prime minister Never makes them daisy chains They’re swapping disappointing incidents While offshore another boat pulls in And…
Totally Wire
I am the Foul, I am the Foul, I am The Foul, I am The Foul… from the album Top Of The Popstock Vol.4 see also:
Everybody Used The Trams
The peerless Fyfe Robertson extols the virtues of the trams backed by Bob Dylan’s ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ see also: Must Be Judas (Ken Barlow Heckles Dylan) The Freewheelin’ Doctor Who