Articles by Tommy Mackay

Happy Holiday Monday

  Happy Mondays meet The Fall. Did you enjoy yerself? It’s not right. from the album Top Of The Popstock Vol. 4


Top Of The Popstock Vol.4

The fourth volume of Mark E Smith doing his thing over various pop tunes. Tracks: Chip Priest I’m A Mekon How I Wrote Terror Man Totally Wire Beatles Bones Is This New Order? Hard Life…



How I Wrote Terror Man

  Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…


Chip Priest

  GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate


Bay City Pistols

The first four Sex Pistols singles get a Bay City Rollers makeover. Tracks: Shangarchy In The UK God Save The Summer Love Bye Bye Pretty Holiday On Saturday Get it on Bandcamp


Two Cheeks Of The Same Arse

  Chris Law makes a valid observation in Parliament concerning Tories and Labour. Backed by the theme tune of ‘Bottom.’ see also:



Raac In The High School

  Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…