Prince Trousers
Prince Trousers is coming, so be aware You might think that you’ve nothing to wear But it doesn’t matter, he’s broad minded Anyway, he won’t see you or even care Royalty, royalty hanger on,…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
The Bottle
I’m standing inside A new way of life Where plastic is dead The bottle is dry Container of milk Or water and pills The alcohol store And peanut butter Last in line, glass is…
Ballad Of Matt The Hancock
I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…
Ghosts Of Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
The Rishi Kids present an album of Mr Sunak’s greatest hits so far. Tracks: All That Glitters Say Deliver One More Time Rishi Sunak Little Rishi Eat Out To Help Out Rishi Hood You Should…
Only You Guys
Who can nick your rights and now say everything’s alright They’ve brought them back again to tell you you’re our bestest friend Only you guys, only here Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh only you…
Betty Boothroyd Doin’ The Doothroyd
R.I.P. Betty Boothroyd Betty Boothroyd doin’ the doothroyd We are through And there’s nothing we can do Oi!
Piece Of Nonsense
Chapter Four of The Diary Of A Musical Nobody. Tracks: Sweet Revenge Second Nature Don’t Talk To Charlie Last Hope Graph Paper I Wanna Collect Ring Me Regardless War Wounds Party Pieces The Flit Prince…
Human Zoo
Life after death for the common shrew Makes love daily to garbage Birds of prey in Colchester zoo Chimpanzees in the garage Animal instincts Human zoo Canine teeth Devour you Arthur pigeon in a…
Calorie Controlled
Overweight, out of shape – Angry At the slim boys, in the swim boys – Healthy Watch your calories, vitamin A -Trim down Lose weight, dehydrate Fade away, diet fate Lost two stones in…
Katy Tried
Katy tried She was halfway crucified She was on the other side Of no tomorrow She walked in And her life began again Then it turned into disaster And to sorrow So she’s gone…