Innocence
Chapter 3 of The Diary Of A Musical Nobody Tracks: Available Grey Castle Late Age Gap Calorie Controlled Cecily Plasticine Cool Russell Men, Women And Children Thirteen Precincts Low Tide Human Zoo Flyover Get it…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Just Say Yes
We’ve got a vote in the refererendum We’ve got a lot of meetings and we’re gonnae attend ’em And if we make mistakes then we’ll make an addendum – yeah We’re gonnae stand on…
Ziggy Sturgeon
People stared when she joined the SNP Everybody called her a nippy sweetie But Nicky rose above them at the referendum And re-invented herself as Ziggy Sturgeon She wasn’t on the right She wasn’t…
Like A Nightmare
The ceiling Shut down now The feeling Closed down now A feeling Just like a nightmare The ceiling The nightmare In daytime from The Diary Of A Musical Nobody, Chapter 2-1977 – Macedonia
Douglas Useless
Celtic fans have spoken. Well, hello, my name is Douglas Douglas Useless I am the new Scottish Tory boss The only thing that people know about me Is that I hate gypsies and I am…
Macedonia
The Diary Of A Musical Nobody continues with another resuscitated cassette from 1977. Tracks Madolescent Valentine 19 Magazine Telegram Macedonia Cha Cha Cha Music False Charges American Poetess Like A Nightmare Cute Kick Hard Luck…
You’re Really Showing Me Up
Everywhere it’s just the same No-one wants to take the blame Try to act a fool sometimes And no-one wants to know, they say You’re really showing me up You’re really showing me up…
Under Age
Chapter one of The Diary Of A Musical Nobody. 1977. Songs written when I was 17. This is the first cassette I unearthed and rerecorded for public consumption. Tracks You Got Your Hooks In Me…
Taking Me Over
1,9,8,4, Ingsoc is really coming Oh no, don’t say another bloody preacher You taking me over You taking me over Political – you think you really are eh? Another tedious bodily harm game You…
Blue Time Machine
We all live in a blue time machine. When Peter Purves was in Dr Who… from the album Evolver by The Meatless