Anthea Turner’s Cock
Runner up in the Songs In The Key Of Laugh competition 2022. “We know it’s a little puerile, but it’s just so daft and so well timed…we’ve listened to all these songs so many times…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Sic A Parcel O Rogues
Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation Sic a pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa Sic a parcel o toads in a…
Fi’s Fags
On the anniversary of the death of Mark E Smith. Here’s when he nicked my friends fags. Fi was sitting in Bennet’s Bar In Edinburgh She was a little curious She had a little…
No Particular Thing To Say
Riding shotgun in my car Doing a piece to camera Can you imagine the way I felt I didn’t put on my seat belt But it is fine, they won’t fine me I’ve no…
Andy Murray
As Andy Murray battles through yet again, here’s an old cheesy classic from the archives: He’s eloquent and witty He’s a Scot and he’s a hibby Andy Murray Andy Murray He’s beaten Roger Federer And…
The Fifers Prayer
As the unearthing of ancient Glenrothes music continues in the serialisation of the Daily Reckless Diary Of A Musical Nobody, here’s a little geographical background: Anstruther Dysart and Leven Cowdenbeath, Saline Thy Kinghorn come,…
New Town
Well here in our nice new town A box for a home We tire of our daily job For what? I don’t know Don’t show me how life should be run Can’t live it…
You Got Your Hooks In Me
You got your hooks in me You want a lot from me But I can see through you You got nothing for me at all Well you just talk too loud You’ve got to…
The Diary Of A Musical Nobody
Glenrothes 1977 – 1984. What really went on there? Unearthed recordings reveal never before heard songs from one of the forgotten nobodies of the once thriving Fife underground punk and post-punk scene. Start reading and…
Relaxation
Voiceover artist supreme, Matt Berry has recorded a part of Prince Harry’s ‘Spare’, which reminds us of his old relaxation tape. from the album The Gospel According To Matt, Mark, Luke And John by…