I Wanna See A Great Tit
Look closely at the tits on the picture. Well played. Here’s a song from Birdwatching For Punks to celebrate: 20, 30, 40, 50 sparrows to go I wanna see a great tit Not a…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Hurkle-Durkling
Well, I’ve been hurkle-durkling It’s 18th century slang For lounging about/lying in bed Reading back copies of Kerrang Kerrang – get up Kerrang – get up I can’t be bothered, nah I’ll just lie…
Completely Asunder
It’s completely asunder Nobody in the country knows what’s going on Nobody in there knows what’s going on And you know nothing about what’s going on even inside the cabinet The cabinet’s at sea…
Stupidology
Vote him out Vote him out… You can’t escape stupidology The way that he talks The way that he walks It’s there in his thoughts He’s gonna cause a catastrophe The way that he…
The Nonce Watching Golf
Day after day Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty And one prince isn’t sweating He can see that we’re all just fools And he never gives an answer But the nonce…
Van Der Plague Generator
When you don’t need an answer When you don’t need an answer When you don’t meet a chancer From over the Irish Sea came Van Plague Generating more conspiracy – plague came Plague came…
Six Months Ago
Six months ago If I had troubles then I do not know Now it seems my brain got far too slow Oh, memory loss came … what’s the word? SUDDENLY … C-19, C-19… …
Lockdown 2
We’re going to lockdown 2 What are you gonna do? I’m just getting higher Because in lockdown 2 For the many a curfew Welcome to my skip fire I used to try to get…
Chris Whitty
Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…
I Am The Misconception
Down, down, I’ll bring you down I’m typing bollocks And conspiracies on twitter now Stone me, why can’t you see You should be trashing masts and blaming 5G And Bill Gates Don’t waste your…