Articles by Tommy Mackay

Cheesy Peeps

  Commentators from an Arbroath Dunfermline match, set to ‘The Breakdown’ by Rufus Thomas. see also:



Liars Wahey!

  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Look out liars and you highlife scum Who gotta keep your victims poor and dumb, and dumb, and dumb Your motives and methods are not disguised By spin, or soap or smiling lies,…



You Should Be Hi-Financing

  If you’re in a homeless shelter And haven’t got a bean I’ve got a plan to help ya Using trigonometry What you doin’ in a food bank? Ah What you doin’ in a food…


2023

  In 2023, I am gonna be 64 Will you still love me? Will you still need me? Or will you just keep the dog and kick me out the door Oh I, Oh I…





Questionable Moustache

  A-look-a-there Here they come Here come the pundits again Been listening and watching since I don’t know when Overanalysing every mediocre pass They got no style and they got no class Dodgy opinions blasting…