Articles by Tommy Mackay

Erwin Schrödinger’s Veterinarian

  Pointless couple Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman attempt to say ‘Erwin Schrödinger’s veterinarian,’ backed by The Fall’s ‘Open The Boxoctosis.’ Complete with Mark E Smith saying ‘Bounty’ just to keep it topical.   see…


Watt Watt Watt

New Watt Watt Watt album. Samuel Beckett meets The Fall. At last! Tracks: My Name Is Not Dan All This Day Vent The Pent Stop Mithering Molloy’s Runes Krapp Rap Tape Rockaboat Atomised Mother Sister…


I Am Not A Number

  As Matt Highton pointed out here, the loose bauble in London was clearly the origin story to Rover in the Prisoner. So here’s an excuse to repost this stramash-up of Jonathan Richman and Patrick…



Trapped Inside The Happiest Place On Earth

  Trapped inside the happiest place on Earth But we’re going for a ride – we may as well stay terrified Mickey Mouse is forcing us to stay In the house. Nobody is going away…


Fork Hunts

A compilation of songs about four of the guiding lights in the party they call Conservative. Album title by @Flups Tracks: The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries Rwanderer I Don’t Wanna Go To Costa Priti Fey…


All That Glitters

  Leader of the gaga gang, Rishi Sunak, accused of nicking Gary Glitter beats. Judge for yourself. Music: ‘Tiger Beat’, by Tigerblood Jewel.   see also:


Even Nuns Watch Porn

  Watching pornography weakens the heart so That’s what the pope said. And he should know He spends his life preaching the word of God Hammers home his message with a firm rod He cries…


Pig Vomit Toxin Key To Martian Meteorite Mystery

  Meteorites from Mars are very rare At Purdue University it’s a massive thing over there It had been kept in a drawer Nobody knew what for Until somebody saw Its potential For the first…