Don’t Call Me A Bastard, I’m A Wanker
No more golden boots for dancing Yeah Show us the money Joe Lycett Don’t call me a bastard, I’m a wanker Kick it in the head, call the banker Benders liked Beckham But no…
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Shabby Road
Brand new Meatless album. Tracks: I Am the Alt-Truss When I’m Five Feet Four I Wanna Freeze Your Nan Pay Stripper Removing the Benefits of Mr. Kite! Non-Dom Man Five Penny Lane A Waste of…
Musk!
Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…
Totally Tarbuck
Liza Tarbuck meets The Fall. see also:
The Anti Clapping Song
If there’s a sound that makes me go Oh no oh no oh no It’s that one there You hear it right? It’s such a pile of fucking Shite 2 3 4 5 6…
Sneaky Sneak Snake The Commissionaire
A reckless stramash-up of bits of outtakes from the newly released edition of the Revolver album. see also:
I’m Opposed To What You’re Doing
Get up! Go home! I’m opposed to what you’re doing Sho nuff see also:
Rishi Kids
I’ll tell you somethin I think that you should know There ain’t much I care for So here I go Off on a jet plane to COP 27 To make things clear Turning my…
Comedy
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…