Pointless – the album
When Jean Paul Saltire becomes a contestant on Pointless, the result is… nausea. The most joyfully depressing album you will ever hear… Get it here:
Features
Turdthumping
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…
Uri Geller
Good evening Here’s a letter; In case you cannot read It’s from a fake illusionist to a fake delusionist Who’s not doing very well Oh well, his name is Uri Geller He’s such a…
A ‘B’ Road
Half Bam Half Whisky present a unique concept album following the progress of Nigel Farage and his mad March marchers as they travel from Wonderland to Lundun. Never mind Abbey Road, here’s a ‘B’ Road….
Bercow!
B-b-b-b- Bercow! Bercow Bercow Get your Bercow! T-shirt here.
Cunt Of The Century – The Album
Supertrump have a brand new album out and you can’t afford to miss it. Cos it’s free! Here’s the track listing: Forever In Good Genes The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall Nobody Has More…
The Ross Boys LP
After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…
Indy Live Radio
I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package: Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…
Forever In Good Genes
We all know the news is fake They’re calling me a Jaffa Cake And Cheesy Wotsit Oompa Loompa man They’re questioning my hue, and cry “He’s as red as his massive tie” And then…
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Lie
There was an old lady who swallowed a lie; I don’t know why she swallowed a lie – perhaps we’ll die There was an old lady who abandoned a vote; Instead of debating she…