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Anger Me

  Rubbing myself with filthy headlines Preparing an online diatribe Spoonfeed me delicious made up outrage Make me feel alive Anger me! Sully my childhood memories! More upset! MORE! Culture wars and culture bores Fighting…


Veer Left

Chapter Eight in The Diary Of A Musical Nobody. Tracks Jumped Up Rich Man/John Flory D.H.S.S. It’s Only A Job Extra High Tension Winter Of Discontent Another Crisis Stay In My Sight Living In Sin…


The Filling Of Potholes

  In these days of dangerous roads You’ve got to fill your own potholes Whether you’re in Shoreditch or Showbiz If you can’t get your Ferrari out Just give Rod Stewart a shout And he’ll…


Face It

  Face it – you don’t have a clue Face it – you make things harder Face it – you don’t have a clue Face it – you make things harder For yourself All the…


Fish Out Of Water

  Riddled in old lipstick is another kind of fashion Everybody says that it is going out of style I can’t see the point apart from physical attraction Now they try to tell me that…


Hero Worship

  Ever since I was a little boy my parents told me that To stare out of the window is a crime Now that I have grown up, well at least I think I have…


Cheer Up!

The Diary Of A Musical Nobody Chapter Seven – 1981-82 Tracks: A Kind Of Maturity Possessive Just Say Living For Kicks Trial And Error Hero Worship Face It It’s In His Hands Somebody’s Children Prophecy…


A Kind Of Maturity

  He bursts into the bar, hurls his cap on the floor Opens his big mouth, swears loudly He’s just turned 19, Christ he’s so obscene Following in father’s footsteps And all around him –…


Intelligence For Profit

  Idiosyncracy Do you know what that means? Not a lot to me I can’t understand Why you use those words To impress your dad Or to pull the burds? John, where’s your dictionary? You…


All My Sundays

  Got nothing to do on Sundays I hate staying in, so I won’t Even if it means washing dishes Sunday afternoons are no fun Same old story I’ve got nothing to do (Sundays) Don’t…