Smile, People
George Smiley meets Samuel Beckett, The Cure and The Fall, inspired by this picture by Nick Brown. Can you spot the relevant people?
Entertainment
Aurora Borealis Through The Looking Glass
They’re lying in the hospital They’re lying in the press They’re lying on their backs screaming yes yes yes They’re lying to protect themselves They’re lying to pretend They’re dying for a break Dying…
British Broadcasting Complaints
Nothing in the world is perfect Grin and bear it silently or tell the BBC Complaints, 100,000 Complaints, the bosses cower Everything has gone all sombre, BBC4 on no longer Just give it back,…
Forfar Pleasure – the song
Forfar pleasure It’s a Friday So have a Forfar bridie Thank me later I don’t mean to be nasty But it’s nothing like a Cornish Pastie Shovel it in ya They’re heavy in texture…
Reckless by Throbbing Thistle
Throbbing Thistle brings you their latest album. Tracks: No Thrones, A Pledge Scary Poppins Overture Day Trip To Bannockburn At Swill Two Bards Make Believe Imagine Ivor Cutler Raven Late Review Review MacDiarmid Ginsberg Time…
Fuck The Purists
I’ve seen them on the twitter And the music press Reverential fans, they’re so precious Their brains are locked away In the 1970s With their sacred texts And sainted legacy I got no emotions…
Manhattan Coat
I’m standing on the top of the rock In my new jersey and socks And my Manhattan coat I flew over to New York City, Delta Flight 9A I wondered up 5th Avenue to…
Overture From The Mary Poppins Exorcism
Mary Poppins meets The Exorcist. see also: Knitting On The Set Of The Exorcist
Halloween Special Radio Show
Get yer teeth and lugs into this unique hour of radio featuring The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band, The Foul, Kings Of Calypso, Cabaret Voltaylor, Defunkt Boy 3, Half Man Half Biscuit, They Might Be…
My Funeral Booklet
I’m going walking in the hills To catch a certain pose Using my well practised skills Wearing sensible clothes It’s for a project I’m working on Called death – don’t overcook it Looking for…