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Howff Music

The new Half Bam Half Whisky album. Tracks: Rapture Captcha Prince Monolulu Sick Of The News Different Game Inconvenient Showbiz Brother In Law Siobhan’s Chihuahua Has Diarrhoea Speak Hard The Universe Could Undergo A Catastrophic…


Beachball Security Guard

  Beachball Security Beachball Security Beachball Security Guard There was an alien walking down the street In a city in Russia on a satellite feed I made a call to TASS The guy on the…


Methil Machine Music

Concept album about Lou Reed’s longing for Fife. Tracks: Chitter Chatter The Sound Of Love Try For The Kingdom I’m Gonna Move To Glenrothes New Town Telephone Conversation In A Kilt In Edinboro Waiting For…



I Accept The Fall

  A stramash-up of ‘F-‘oldin’ Money’ by The Fall and the original by Tommy Blake with dialogue from the TV series Guilt.   see also: Dance This MES Around 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…


Sad Bully

  Inspired by the sad version of the Bullseye theme tune as played by  @johnelewis@bsky.social on piano. Also featuring Denzel Curry and Luke Haines. Hear John here: Hhahahahahahahaaa — Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes (@seanreynard.bsky.social)…


The King Of Hop Frog

  ‘The King of Rock n Roll’ by Prefab Sprout stramashed with ‘Hop Frog’ by Lou Reed (featuring David Bowie). Ribbit. see also:



Breaking Wind News

  Celia has been breaking wind in a hut again Listen Don’t look at the carpet, she dribbled something awful on it See She’s such a wonderful person But she’s got problems Oh-oh-oh-oh Celia, she’s…