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War Ukulele

with apologies to Tom Robinson Ooh what a pickle we’re in missus A fool in the White House, a fool in north Korea We’re even having to march for science These tiny leaders might not…


The Eejit

This is the story… Iggy Pop moves to Scotland where he annoys the neighbours by playing loud music at night. After a disastrous spell playing left back for Cumbernauld Town, he goes on the rampage…


First We Take Lumphinnans

Speed hovercraft like a bird on the wing Over the Forth to Fife We’re coming over to absolve your sins And spice up your dreary life First we take Lumphinnans Then we take Leven We’ve…





Sympathy For The Reckless

  Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of mirth and taste I’ve been around for long, long years 50, in fact, and another eight I was around when Tony Blair Had his…


Let’s Flounce

Hey baby if you’ve had enough Or you’re Huckleberry Hounded off Let’s flounce Let’s flounce Do the instagram and the facebook too Unfortunately you don’t qualify for Who’s Who Let’s flounce Let’s flounce Dramatic exits…


Dirty Washing

Album from The Foul featuring out-takes and instrumentals from The Fall with new lyrics. Available here. Please follow and like us:


Bagpipe Music

by Louis MacNiece It’s no go the merrygoround, it’s no go the rickshaw, All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow. Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made…