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Dear Ringo

  “Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October.” Dear Ringo Won’t you come out to play? Worrabout a…


Aurora Borealis Through The Looking Glass

They’re lying in the hospital They’re lying in the press They’re lying on their backs screaming yes yes yes They’re lying to protect themselves They’re lying to pretend They’re dying for a break Dying for…


Alex Zane’s Mangina

He thinks he’s showing us funny stuff But we’re just looking at his man muff From Chingford to China They stare at Alex Zane’s Mangina You know that he will mention a Horse fisting Scottish…


Tory

Video of the song from The Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky Please follow and like us:


5000 Yobbos

  The ghost of Bill Grundy regales a hostile crowd with his nonsensical drunken punk rock anecdotes, ably assisted by the Sexual Pistoles themselves. from the album Mind Programming by Tommy Mackay Please follow and…


Do The Queensferry Walk

I wanna walk across the river Forth From South Queensferry to the North Across the Queensferry Crossing in style It’s only one and a half mile! But they won’t let me – I don’t qualify…


Kez – the EP

Trailer for the KEZ EP – featuring It’s Ma Pairty, Kez! Kezia Dugdale’s Dad, Bye Bye Kezia and Scottish Labour. EP available here Please follow and like us:


Kez

Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold…


It’s Mustard, Richard. Mustard

I’ve been flying Virgin Airlines I really am disgusted What’s this yellow stuff on my plate? It’s mustard, Richard. Mustard! It’s making me feel faint It’s holding the meat to ransom I’m writing a letter…


Jeremy Corbyn’s Beard

Hi my name is Steve And I’m the beard Of Jeremy Corbyn You might think it weird The fight starts here Or at least tomorrow morning The revolution will not be televised But it will…