Robert Fergusson
Wake up ya dunderheids Smell the flowers not the weeds Put another barb in your books for me I’ll make my own kind of poetry I look out my window, what do I see?…
Entertainment
Selfridge’s Information Bureau
Last night I dined with Harry Fane And his mother Jane He’s never read a book or had tutors But he knows everything about computers There ain’t half been some clever bastards (Lucky bleeders,…
Rapture Captcha
I wanna see Jesus but I don’t wanna die I just wanna fly up to the sky Honest, I’ve been good Whenever I could Take me to God’s gaff I’m the man who mistook…
MacDiarmid Ginsberg Time
Hugh MacDiarmid meets Allen Ginsberg backed by The Clash. see also:
The Freewheelin’ Doctor Who
Bob Dylan meets Dr Who album out now. Tracks: Blowin’ Up The World Girl From The Planet Gallifrey Master Of War Down The Time Stream Who’s Blues A Diamond Rain’s A-Gonna Fall Don’t Think Twice,…
Snarks Stramash-Ups
The latest Snarks album is a collection of Reckless stramash-ups. Tracks Get Tae Fuck Banter Boys Rhythm Thieves Without Using Hype Adrian Chiles’s Urinal What You’re Descending From Angsters Paradise European Clock A Little Restraint…
Bunting Everywhere
Call out the flagellators Cos there’s bunting everywhere We’ve got to get together sooner or later Because the revolution’s here And you know it’s right And you know that it’s right We have got…
No Thrones, A Pledge
words: A.L. Kennedy I hereby pledge allegiance to Utopia That place without an anthem, Its flag a turn of sunlight Rising over any nation, With no precise location on a map. And as I pledge,…
Whippy
Captain Scarlet meets Devo. Crack that whip, give the past a slip Step on a crack, break your momma’s back You must whippy You must whippy When something’s going wrong, you must whippy Now…
Gerroff
Jack Douglas meets Prince. It’s me…it’s me…it’s me…it’s me nerves, sir. see also: Purple Reindeer Carry On Macbeth