Giant Bar Of Dairy Milk
I’ve just nicked a giant bar of Dairy Milk And I’ve hidden it underneath me jacket I’ve also swiped a Curly Wurly and shoved it down me trousers Confectionery these days cost a packet…
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The Ravages Of Rampant Capitalism
On your mobilty vehicle photoshoot Do you ever think the love of money is the root Of all evil. Nostalgia for Thatcherism In the ravages of rampant capitalism A world intent on being mean…
Cat On A Hot Chaise Longue
Ziggy relaxes along with The Cure and Wet Leg on her new favourite bed. see also:
European Clock
Russell Mael mentioned in an interview that before they met Giorgio Moroder, ‘Beat The Clock’ sounded like a Velvet Underground song. So here’s what I imagine that might have sounded like. see also:
Without Using Hype
I saw an interview with Sparks where they mentioned they were considering doing a collaboration with Public Enemy. I can only imagine what that would sound like. see also:
A Little Restraint In The Hall
There is no avoiding Going down to Croydon To the Fairfield Halls Fairfield Halls It’s not quite romantic The crowd are going frantic In the Fairfield Halls Fairfield Halls Girls are invading the stage…
Do The Pterygoid Walk
If you’re a snake who wants to swallow a frog You gotta learn to do the pterygoid walk I saw it last night on Springwatch Lucy Lapwing made a prop Do the do the…
Face It
Face it – you don’t have a clue Face it – you make things harder Face it – you don’t have a clue Face it – you make things harder For yourself All the…
Yes O Yes
Cover of The Fall song ‘Yes O Yes’, with interjections by Matt Berry, Mark E Smith, Meg Ryan, Ben Kingsley and Molly Bloom from Ulysses. Photo – a display at the James Joyce Foundation…
Eric Clapton’s Bookshelf
The sorry ballad of Eric Clapton’s remarkable taste in literature, as related by Andrew Male. See the full video here: