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Squint

  Lately, we’ve been going so crazy Lately, nothing seems to be going right So I just discovered a word I Never knew was just used in Scotland The word is squint, squint, squint Squint,…


Know Yer Rights

  This is a public service announcement With guitar Know your rights All three of them Number one You have the right to call out pettiness Stupidity is a crime! Whether it is done By…




Cowdenbeath Goth

  At Cowdenbeath Goth Friday domino winner Was Robbo Jock Moran was disqualified A sinner He chapped when he could play And wee Jimmy Izzat was grannied Wullie Smith had hard lines The rest o…


MYOFB

  Pixellated windae hingers Pixellated windae hingers Matt Haig gets threatened by a bampot Hounded off twitter in a hot shot By the eternally offended language polis Why don’t you mind your own fucking business…


Dance This MES Around

  Dance this MES around Fall sound, Fall sound Last chance to turn around To Fall sound, Fall sound Go… Everybody goes to parties They dance this MES around They do the Middle Mass They…


Occupy The World

The picture of Bruce Springsteen performing at the Biden inauguration gave me the same vibes as a picture of me when I referenced him in this studio recording of a song performed live at Occupy…


Four Years

  Four years – stuck on my eyes Four years – of madness and lies Four years under attack That’s four years we’re not getting back   Four years, four albums: see also: