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It came from Lochgelly You held it in your hands I had flashes But you saw my palms I got belted in school for years But who did it the best It was the…
It came from Lochgelly You held it in your hands I had flashes But you saw my palms I got belted in school for years But who did it the best It was the…
I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…
Neighbourhood Stasi – watch you in the street Net curtain nazis – scratch and sniff your spreadsheet They stand outside on Thursday nights and clap the NHS Every other day they could not care…
Testing, testing, 1,2,3 Lecturn lecturing TV Lockdown, letdown, PPE Stay ssafe Climbing up the walls This does not sit well with me Where’s your sense of community? Mass graves in NYC Climbing up the…
In the year 2021 Everybody will want some fun Cos in 2020 we had none Let’s hope it isn’t worse Can you imagine? By the end of 2020 We all went – that’s plenty…
The ultimate compilation of rona songs from the anals of the Daily Reckless. Tracks: Is That Covid? Get Mad I Don’t Remember Crowds Corona Con Chris Whitty Facebook Expert Keep The Heid Hermit Covid 19…
Smash! The rest of the best non-covid Reckless songs of the year. Out now. Track listing: Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg Please Thrusting Swords Into Thousands Of Civil Servants All For Unionism…
I’m shakin’ the dust of this crummy little town Off my feet and stepping out I’m gonna leave the capitol, hey student Even bingo masters breakout And Clarence says, “Every time a bell rings…
Old man actor in built up shoes It’s no use a sittin’ and a-singin’ the blues So be my guest, you got nothin’ to lose He’s going fucking mental – it’s Tom Cruise Oo-ee,…
words by @michaellegge He’s checking Twitter, He only needs to once He’s going to find out it’s 99% cunts Santa Claus is staying at home from the album, Now That’s What I Call Lockdown Christmas…