Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg, Please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please I’ll have two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please I’ll have some pickled onions…
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The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.1
First compilation of some of the best non-covid songs in the Daily Reckless from a very busy year. Track listing: Scottish Tory Six Chip Twat David Marshall Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor Sue, You Are Shouting…
Radio Sick Music
The 100th release from the Daily Reckless stable out now. An original set of songs coughed up during lockdown by Half Bam Half Whisky. Track listing: Staying In For The Summer Raison D’etre Grim Reality…
Lou Reed’s Eyes
I was down in London Eating in Leicester Square He was standing in the rain A cagoule hood covering his hair Giving me an intense stare Linger on Lou Reed eyes Another time in…
Facebook Expert
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much epidemiology* Don’t know much about science at all Don’t know anything medical But I do have a mobile phone And a million opinions I’m a Facebook…
Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm
Oh little town of deathly phlegm, try to keep the noise down Some of us are trying to be optimists, but not Ian Brown Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The…
Infamous Last Words
The latest (last?) Supertrump album is out now, featuring a whole host of Doxy’s final best bits from the Daily Reckless. Trailer here: Track listing: Stupidology Is This Like Flu? Hydroxychloroquine Disinfectant Inferno Person, Woman,…
Now That’s What I Call Lockdown Christmas
All your lockdown Christmas needs catered for in this dark and crisp and uneven compilation. Track listing: Don’t Come, All Ye Faithful I’m Dreaming of a White, Crisp Mask Hark! The Herald Hand Gels Sing…
Thrusting Swords Into Thousands Of Civil Servants
Look at her smirk, look at her sigh Insincerity in her eyes Hooray went the Henrys, giving it big licks She’s our nanny and dominatrix Hear them shout, hear them roar Let’s form a…
Horrortale In New Yoker
We were stuck together At Covidmas ho ho There was nothing on telly I dug out the video You scumbag, you maggot, you’ve taped over Taggart* Merry Christmas your arse, I’ve taped over the…