Maggie Made Me
Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you You might be fucking dead, but there’s someone here instead making me feel true blue I know I keep people amused, but…
Entertainment
Wee Country
From Newtonmore to Newton Mearns We’re aw Jock Tamson’s bairns But it’s no aw glamour. it’s no aw glitz Jock Tamson’s on benefits In this wee country Wee country Wi a massive, massive heart Traditional…
BBC – You’re An Embarrassment
As yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song… Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…
Dreich
We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…
Billy Cheese
So may I introduce to you The one and only Billy Cheese And Sergeant Cheddar’s Lonely Cheese Club Band Biiiiiiiiiii Lleeeeeeeeee Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese What would you do if i ran out of cheese? me: *stands…
Game Of Life
Hey, you know I get things done I’m the most underappreciated under the sun You think I’m a loser but I know I’ve won The game of life I can do new songs or…
Get This Done
We’re rolling off a cliff So let’s get it over quick Get this done and move on, move on We’ll be smashed and bloodied But able to carry on Eh? You give me the…
Proteus
Stephen finds his way to Sandymount Strand (Philosophically poetical) He’s too damn anxious, so he lies down (Philosophically poetical) P.R.O.T.E.U.S Proteus Tears tears tears If you like stream of conciousness, stick around (Philosophically poetical)…
The Citizen
I am known as the citizen An unnamed denizen of Dublin I hold court and hold sway In the pub known as Barney Kiernan’s Some say I’m Michael Cusack Founder member of the G.A.A….
Mate, Shut Up
When Fabio Fognini met Andy Murray, it was ‘Mate, shut up!’