I love big tables And ancient fables Russians don’t fear the reaper But for some reason we fear Ukraine We can be like Stalin Get a table extension (get it from IKEA) I always…

  God save our gracious Queen Although it’s quite obscene Twelve million quid Saving her noncey son From pros-e-cu-tion While there’s a smoking gun Tw-elve mill-ion quiiiiiid   words: Craig Smith @Smicht    see also:

  I’ve got champagne You’ve got the crooks Let’s make lots of money You’ve got the hat I’ve got the hair Let’s make lots of… Can’t get enough of scheming And taking the piss I’m…

  Nadine Dorries strikes again.   see also:

  Priti Patel with a dirty look Knew right away that she’d have to get her hooks in you A-yeah yeah yeah It goes the same for all Tories If you wanna celebrate them for…

  Ooh ooh Will you ever investigate Cos let me tell ya everybody’s sick of having to wait The system is not broke, it works a treat If you’re a prime minister or police chief…

  So tired, tired of waiting Waiting for Sue Gray So tired, does she even have Any authority? It’s like putting your Auntie Jean in charge of the CIA And getting her to investigate that…

  Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster And there’s not a friend to help you through Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer Drop your friends and start to sing the blues Thank…