Gammon
I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…
News
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
As yet another royal wedding farago gets underway, we look back to the last time this nonsense took place and Scotland’s reaction to it. Video here
Constitutional Crisis
Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis You can stuff your power grab I’d rather drive a rusty Saab Constitutional, constitutional, constitutional fucking crisis from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard…
Jerusalem
And did those hands, those tiny hands Touch upon England’s Mrs May? And will the holy Lamb of Trump Make England’s pleasant pastures pay? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon those clouded…
Twisted Firestarter
The Sun decides that setting fire to baby boxes is a good idea… Firestarter by The Progeny I’m the Sun editor smokin instigator I’m the fear addicted danger illustrated I’m a firestarter Twisted firestarter…
Eighteen
The list of Tory councillors suspended from their jobs in the last month alone reaches eighteen. Here they are… Anthony Mullen – Sunderland George Stoakley – Cambridgeshire Karen Sunderland – Lewisham Jeremy Moulton – Southampton…
We’re In The Money
The boss of Sainsbury’s, Mike Coupe, has apologised after being caught on camera singing “We’re in the money”. He was filmed singing the words to the show tune as he was waiting to be…
Tory Boys (North British Branch)
Yeah yeah we’re the Tory boys T.O.R.Y. Make some noise We look up to Gove and Hunt Straight Outta Cambridge with a monocle and punt First we’ll bury the SNP Then we’ll bury the…
The Ross Boys
It’s a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein’s throne for a laugh and the other…
Hannity!
Here I lie, as a host in a state of denial Held in time, in a shower of shit and bile For Fox sake, I don’t know if I can make it I really should…