Silly Nob Gags
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly nob gags I look around me and I see it isn’t so Some people want to fill the world with silly nob gags And…
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Keir Hardy (sic)
Keir Hardie He founded the Labour Party But they can’t spell Hardie now It’s embarassing It’s not a hard one H.A.R.D.I.E Not Laurel and Hardy We’re the kings of the gaffe Don’t you draw…
Mhairi Black
There is a new MP and her name’s Mhairi Black She’s gone to Westmonster now there’s no turning back Paisley and South Renfrewshire are so proud of her Because she got rid of Douglas…
A Finger Of Shortie
I don’t care if you’re twenty or forty Help yourself to a finger of shortie You could be from Leith or Porty Just help yourself to a finger of shortie A finger of shortie…
Slime Of The Times
Compilation album of totally topical tunes by Half Bam Half Whisky from the Daily Reckless. Featuring some of the slimiest creatures currently stalking the earth. Listen here
The Sun Says
As The Sun once again disgraces itself, a reminder of the last time the Daily Reckless made an album out of their front page. The Sun Says album available here.
Guns In A Classroom
You may find yourself wielding a shotgun mop If you find yourself in a school where the jannie’s armed You may find yourself behind a dinner lady with a semi-automatic You may find yourself…
Kannae Find Chickens
I remember when I was a lad Times were hard and things were bad And we never even had a KFC Just a chippie down the road By the time you brought em back…
Dystopia
M.A.D.M.A.X K.F.C in distress B.R.E.X.I.T David D says it’s best Dystopia what a mess Dystopia, Dystopia, Dystopia, Dystopia from the album Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky
Another Dick In The Cooncil
The leader of Inverclyde Council He is called Stephen McCabe SNP councillor Chris McEleny Called him a dick the other day Hey! Stephen don’t be a dick alone All in all he’s just another…