Hair Tonic
Uh huh, look at that sheen So lustrous,so clean Maybe it’s Maybelline So clean, so clean Uh huh, does he use creams? It gleams, it gleams Oh, Trump’s hair is beautiful Oh, what’s his…
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Resilient
The Skripals continue to be surprisingly resilient in the face of life destroying poison Novochok. Amazing. Here we hear a track originally from the album 666 Great Junction Street, a song about a misanthropic…
Tiny Gulls
As seagulls attack various Scottish towns across the nation, it is time to reflect on that time Iggy Pop relocated to Scotland… Well, the day begins You don’t want to live Cos the seagulls scream…
Mind Control
This is how mind control sounds to me This is what it sounds like in the land of the free This is what it sounds like on every TV This is extremely dangerous to…
O’Brien’s Eyes
Cardinal Keith O’Brien – dead.
Imagine
Richard Dawkins performs John Lennon’s Imagine, ably accompanied by Stephen Hawking.
Silly Nob Gags
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly nob gags I look around me and I see it isn’t so Some people want to fill the world with silly nob gags And…
Keir Hardy (sic)
Keir Hardie He founded the Labour Party But they can’t spell Hardie now It’s embarassing It’s not a hard one H.A.R.D.I.E Not Laurel and Hardy We’re the kings of the gaffe Don’t you draw…
Mhairi Black
There is a new MP and her name’s Mhairi Black She’s gone to Westmonster now there’s no turning back Paisley and South Renfrewshire are so proud of her Because she got rid of Douglas…
A Finger Of Shortie
I don’t care if you’re twenty or forty Help yourself to a finger of shortie You could be from Leith or Porty Just help yourself to a finger of shortie A finger of shortie…