Failure
I’ve been double vaccinated But I’m not going to your gigs It’s not just because you’re an arrogant tosser But you’re just a racist prick Failure, you’ve got a fucking cheek Failure, overprivileged and…
I’ve been double vaccinated But I’m not going to your gigs It’s not just because you’re an arrogant tosser But you’re just a racist prick Failure, you’ve got a fucking cheek Failure, overprivileged and…
Dom and Laura sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Interviewing for the BBC Pretending to be shocked but we could only see the big blouse (Big blouse) Big Dom’s blouse (big blouse) Nobody seemed to…
Ping! Oh christ what do I do now ? Ignore it or hide? Try to isolate somehow Or give up and die At first they told us to comply Do what the app says,…
Have you seen a bauchle wrapped in ermine Who’s got fuck all room to squirm in So she buggers off down South To shoot her mouth off Meanwhile back in Fife The locals wonder…
I’m right off target, my aim is squint So you’ve got covid, I say what of it? How many lies can I get away with It doesn’t matter, the polls stay positive Drop the…
GBeebies, I hear you are dying Wrapped by Andy in a black black studio Fade away and masturbate Fade away and masturbate GBeebies, Darren Grimes is left Vibrating softly under his desk Slavering anchors…
Freedom’s a word that has been hijacked By brainless apes waving Union Jacks There’s always the queen, there’s always the flag In boarded up towns Boarded up towns Down the closed high street crawl…
From the compilation album ‘House Music – C19‘ – written recorded or mixed during the Covid 19 lockdown 2020 We’re having a pizza crust with a topping of dust in the morning We’re having…
I don’t want to share my whisky but still do I don’t need to spend my money but still do Don’t pull a strop now, c’mon Strap it on now, c’mon It’s not a…
Liberals wobble but they don’t fall down Left side, right side Little Willy Rennie wobbles round But he doesn’t fall down Fudging, budging Willy drives them silly With his jelly wishy washy frown He…