Skelped
When you get to the Euros and get knocked out in the final It’s a long way back to the urinal When you realise that football isn’t coming home No no no Do you,…
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This Charmless Man
Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…
Live With It
I got nasty habits, it comes with the job I get to be mean when I want to I’m a lazy slob Yah my donors keep me wealthy And help me out this mess…
Pishmonger
Pishmonger Even Right Said Fred adore ya Pishmonger Lord Haw Haw and Lord Farquar qua qua qua
Is This Like Flu?
Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu…sual I’m not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate?…
Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?
The cuntocracy powers on. Featuring Mr Sweary, Alexei Sayle. Contains fucking ridiculous amounts of fucking swearing.
Cuntocracy
Cuntocracy in charge of me and you If you can schmooze, you’ll never lose You’ll get a contract too Cuntocracy in charge of me and you Cuntocracy, breaking codes and law In La La…
Gina Coladas
I was tired of my lady I’m already tired of this song I know what you’re thinking Hancock’s half hour’s too long So while she was out working I tried it on with my…
St James Quarter
The erection of the St James Quarter in Edinburgh only reminds the Reckless of the zombies invading the shopping mall in ‘Dawn Of The Dead.’
Shite Rabbie Burns
If you go down to Leicester Square There’s a statue of William Shakespeare there Last weekend if you had a listen It came in for some unique literary criticism The tartan army were not…