Dick Wash
Ooh ooh Will you ever investigate Cos let me tell ya everybody’s sick of having to wait The system is not broke, it works a treat If you’re a prime minister or police chief…
News
Cool Fuckhats
The Met police investigate the No.10 parties Can I suggest they tackle the whole of the Tories please Liz Truss, Priti Patel, Dominic Raab, Michael Gove Rishi Sunak, Jacob Rees Mogg , Peter Bone…
Cake And Candles For Big Dog Bojo
While we all wait for Sue Gray Let’s find out what happened on Bawjaws’ birthday Well, of course they had a party (of course) And Lulu Lytle came down to play Well, we’ve got…
I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Get Vaxxed)
And I would do anything for love, Even appear on Question Time I would do anything for love, Stick to my principles until I die Oh I feel Fiona Bruce is speaking to me,…
Whip It Good
Crack that whip You must whip it You must whip it Now whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forward Move ahead Try to detect it It’s not too late To…
Tired Of Waiting For Sue Gray
So tired, tired of waiting Waiting for Sue Gray So tired, does she even have Any authority? It’s like putting your Auntie Jean in charge of the CIA And getting her to investigate that…
Day Job
Ruth Davidson lands another job. This time as DJ at TimesRadio. You! You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job, day…
Sparple
To sparple is to deflect unwanted attention From one thing by making a big deal of another I could mention Nadine Dorries or Julia wotserface Slagging the BBC It’s a hit job by the…
Downing Street Dogs
This ain’t taking back control, this is genocide As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party With your Benny Hill pose and Worzel Gummidge clothes Like a…
Wine In A Suitcase
And you may find yourself in a rose garden And you may ask yourself, I beg your pardon This is a works event, I’m off my face What we need is more wine in…