Dear Mr Dylan
As Bob Dylan hits 80, here’s a song I wrote when he was 70. Will update it when he’s 90. Dear Mr Dylan, I have never been a fan But I like the…
As Bob Dylan hits 80, here’s a song I wrote when he was 70. Will update it when he’s 90. Dear Mr Dylan, I have never been a fan But I like the…
Nobody likes us Everybody hates us May as well go and eat worms We can’t write a song to save us Even beaten by the Germans Bite all our heads off Suck all the…
Saw it on a bridge near Bristol Could’ve been a title for the Pistols It doesn’t really matter cos it doesn’t really hurt Boris is a coked up pervert People think he’s rough and…
Remember Kenmure Street Remember when the Home Office got beat If this is Team UK We reject it Think it over Roll it over in your mind No justice, no peace No racist police…
You middle class boys You middle class girls Relations of the owners with your middle class prose You’re not sophisticated, erudite or unique You write like you’ve been taught to sneer Inside a cosy…
Val McDermid replies to the question of whether Scots should abandon the English language. With guitar!
Did you see her on the news? Trying to be human Evil people, racist views Not one brain cell between them Don’t just sit there on your ass Unlock that funky chaindance Brothers, sisters…
I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies You wannae be elected, aye? I like my caramel logs deep fried You wannae be elected, aye? The kids want independence too You wannae…
I get so drunk I don’t know who I’m voting for I’m plastered in the polling booth and pissing on the floor I appreciate it’s probably against electoral law But I get so drunk…
Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let’s do it, let’s declare independence Even the United States did it United Arab Emirates did it Let’s do it, let’s declare independence…