Let’s Do It
Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let’s do it, let’s declare independence Even the United States did it United Arab Emirates did it Let’s do it, let’s declare independence…
News
Pacific Quay Cowboy
I’ve been on the BBC so long Reportin’ the same old song I know every crack in the dirty politics of Scotland But bias is the name of the game And facts get washed…
Put A Phone In Your Pocket/Laura
Laura got a tory nut, she bought him for a line Peston had another one, he paid for all the time She put a lie on the internet, she made it all up While…
Tony and the Hand Jive
Tony Blair wades into the Scottish referendum debate. Again. Here we see him in his prime throwing some shapes… I know a cat named Way Out Tony He’s got a groovy little chick named Smilin’…
Grrrrrrravity
featuring Ewan Bremner The sky is not a straight line It would be if you saw it sideways… The sky is just the space above our heads… There is no other side None at…
The Great Dominic Swindle
Free album of Dominic Cummings songs as featured on the Daily Reckless. Tracks: 1. Dominic 2. Cummings! 3. Ballad Of Dom And Bojo 4. Truth Twisters 5. A Dom In Downing Street 6. Dom Promised…
What On Earth Are We Doing To Ourselves? (And To Each Other)
On World Earth Day, we re-issue this anthem by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band featuring Armando Iannucci on the catastrophe of climate change… Think of the rain forests sitting all empty Think of…
Homer’s Morrissey
I’m now a caricature gammon wankspangle* and heaven knows I’m miserable now I was looking for a sword and then I found a sword and heaven knows I’m miserable now In my life why…
I Am The Landlord
That man is not allowed in my pub Get out of my pub Go on Get out of my pub Get out of my pub Get out of my pub I am the landlord…
Ruth Britannia
Ruth Britannia, can ya rule the plebs? They are getting uppity again Douglas loves ya and wants to declare war He couldnae fight a cold without asking his maw see also: https://www.dailyreckless.com/2021/04/03/when-will-i-be-ruth-davidson/