Omicron
Yet another new strain of this virus Didn’t see that coming, out of Africa Is it Dr WHO that names these variants? Now I’m able to speak Greek conversationally Omicron Working up to Omega…
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The Red Flags
The people’s flag is deepest red Stained with the blood of Iraq dead Now Tony Blair tells Keir Starmer It’s time to wage another war It’s time to reject wokeism Wage war against socialism…
Rich Fuckwits
Once upon a time there was consensus When we agreed to differ on politics But now we are governed by the senseless Which no-one seems to know how to fix Rich fuckwits Propped up…
Smack A Space Rock
A spacecraft has launched on a mission to test technology that could one day tip a dangerous asteroid off course. Nasa’s Dart mission wants to see how difficult it would be to stop a…
Hingum-Tringum
Hingum-tringum Hingum-tringum Hingum-tringum People say it’s all an act and we agree The bumbling’ s a cover, he’s a cunt you see They say it’s a distraction, but he’s also dull Feeble and barely…
Peppa Pig Boris
The prime minister of Great Britain says things. With Fake Hypocrite Trap remix. see also:
Marr, He’s Making Lies At Me
Marr, he’s making lies at me Marr, he’s no awfy nice to me Marr, he is breakin’ guidelines Of the BBC Mercy! Let my conscience guide me! Marr, he wants to harry me Stuff…
Gillian McKeith
Gillian McKeith Gillian McKeith Scraping off the faeces stuck to her teeth Gillian McKeith Gillian McKeith Shit faced Literally Gilly, Gilly, Gilly, Gilly Gilly, Gilly, Gilly, Gilly She loves to sniff your shit Because…
Close To Royalty
Why do birds fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by? Unlike me, you’re a member of the royal family With a shotgun* Why do fools get down on one knee For…
Irn Brury Fire and Fury
After seeing Nicola Sturgeon pictured with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drinking Irn Bru, raging Scottish Tories get Douglas Ross to share a Tizer with Kirstie Allsop.* I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From…