This Crisp Man
As the crisp shortage bites, we remember Mark E Smith’s name for Gary Lineker – Crisp Man. Gary Lineker On the telly desolate Will nature make a man of me yet? He’s in this…
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Kakistocracy
Kakistocracy Please wear your mask dear The Lord above can see you Don’t you know people are dying to meet ya Bumble on, elbow bump, Benny Hill eejit This is what people want, they…
Breaking Wind
Biden has been breaking wind near Camilla again Listen Don’t look at the carpet, he dribbled something awful on it See He’s such a wonderful person But he’s got problems Oh-oh-oh-oh He’s gonna follow…
Glasgow
After the largest rally the city has ever seen, here’s Alasdair Gray himself on Glasgow. from the album Lanarky by Tommy Mackay see also:
The Loch Ness Monster
Cop brains are fried through misuse Through misuse, through misuse COP26 cop abuse Cop abuse, cop abuse With all your pals, you’re let loose You’re let loose, you’re let loose Take off, get out,…
Boris Just Wanna Have Fun
I wish I could have a big motorcade like Biden You can! I can’t. I’ve got to pretend to save the world so dream on You can! I can’t. I’ve got to sleep off…
COP26
COP 26 There’ll be some dirty tricks And top politics From a bunch of hypocrites Greta better stay out on strike No pope, no queen, no President Xi At COP 26 We’re all in…
Rishi Sunak
His daddy in law is a billionaire He’s got a few bob himself to be fair He’s risen smoothly from private schooling you see On to Oxford and then the city Now he’s the…
Concrete Grows
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet Begins to crumble But it will never die It grows and grows, you mustn’t grumble It’s true, you can’t deny it So you can keep your…
Scottish Hospitality Group
One man and his website Tried to fool the BBC Into thinking he was all of Scottish hospitality But he should’ve known better It didn’t work out too well Turns out it was just…