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Sarah Smith

  I saw you on the BBC An apple fell far from the tree Sarah Smith I wonder what you could mean You said Nicola Sturgeon enjoyed the opportunity To set her own lockdown rules…


He Only Killed One Journalist

  The Saudi Arabia crown prince He gives me loads of cash I’m not the person to convince He might be a little rash Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you…


High Horses

  Watching poor tories Suffer again Now they’ve decided That they are in pain False victimhood babies Say they can’t admit They are conservative Without taking a hit On their High horses Getting carried away…



Now I Know How Theresa May Felt

  Alex Cole Hamilton is my MSP A pompous, patronising prig is he He loves Jo Swinson like a sister in his head And here is something else he also said: Now I know how…



Braemar

  The last time I was in Braemar it wisnae freezing We were driving along a single track road When a jeep came along, we saw the queen was driving So we pulled into a…


Beast From The East

  Here comes the beast from the east With ten centimetres at least Those snowflakes will kick up a storm Here’s a radical suggestion Put on your wellies and scarf It’s winter – you having…


Babies In Peril

  As the snow batters down, Throbbing Thistle look back on the winter of 1962-63 when Britain froze. Stramash-up featuring snippets of a documentary at the time and Eno’s Babies On Fire… from the album…


Jackie Weaver (Boss Of Me)

  You’re not the boss of me now You’re not the boss of me now You’re not the boss of me now, and you’re not so big Life is unfair