Pint Of Milk For Sir Charles Walker
Tory boys, what they like? No conception of real life Big bucks, no shame No fucks given, no blame We’ve had the pig fuckers and the flag shaggers Fish throwers, now dairy products A…
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Mike Oxmells
Mike Oxmells Says I’m lyin’ And I’m losin’ control But the power I’m supplyin’ Is electrifyin’ You’d better wake up I am Douglas Ross But nobody knows my name Not even my boss He…
Lockdown
Lockdown, lockdown If you’re losing the game And shifting the blame Don’t start crying You could still push ahead Or maybe instead You could be dying Playing a blinder There’s a sidewinder Behind you…
Flag Shagger
If you are going on TV Make sure everyone can see A giant picture of the queen And a union jack the size of Aberdeen Making up for your inadequacy With a piece of…
Zealous Guy
I was dreamin’ of my car And driving really really far I began to lose control I began to lose control I didn’t mean to get caught I’m sorry I made it all up…
Protect Churchill At All Costs
The met police are here again, Doing their duty again Ordered to defend statues again Protect Churchill at all costs Altogether shout it now There’s no one who can doubt it now The world…
Police On My Back
Well, I was kneeling Police on my back Not protesting Police on my back There was a murder Police on my back And the victim Well, she won’t come back I been running Monday,…
Fairweather Bootlicker
He’s a fairweather bootlicker* Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love with Meghan Markle He don’t like his boring job, no He’s a fairweather bootlicker Get it together dickhead, whoa He’s in love…
Tabloid Beast
After his latest pantomime stunt, we look back at Piers on Desert Island Discs.
Pandemic Of Stupidity
There’s a pandemic of stupidity spreading throughout the land From government to banjo players and some football fans They’re all good clean Britishers abiding by the law Sticking up for freedom of speech and…