All For Unionism
Lockstep we gaily on we go Jack, McConnell and Carlaw Arm in arm with London – oh All for unionism Even if Scotland says No We’re dragged down by the undertow Following orders, on…
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I Wouldn’t Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole
I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole, Ten foot pole, ten foot pole I wouldn’t touch a Russian with a ten foot pole Nyet, nyet, nyet Well we published a report…
Boris On Tour
Oh, he’s used to hiding in fridges Now he’ll have to hide from the midges It’s Boris, ya hoor, on a farewell tour of Scotland Last time he left by the back door This…
Desmond Swayne
Desmond Swayne is a strange person He won’t buy clothes, looks like Colonel White Or Freddie Starr He won’t mask up, he will not shop, he’s ragin’ A selfish view, see through baby blue…
Keep The Heid
“It’s in everybody’s interest that we just all keep the heid around this and do the right things.” Keep the heid Keep the heid I was thirsting for a beer (keep the heid, keep…
Cancelled With Tears In My Eyes
Cancelled with tears in my eyes I’m going hoarse from shouting my unheard cries Cancelled with tears in my eyes Living out a fantasy that no one hears my replies Oh my, I think…
Maskless And Pointless
Maskless and pointless The whole of life is pointless and I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what I’m doing Updated full fat version of “Reckless And Pointless” from…
Save Live Comedy
Here’s 50 Comedians doing Gavin Webster’s Panda routine… British live comedy is in crisis – let’s #SaveLiveComedy Sign the open letter to the UK government & arts funders at http://savelivecomedy.co.uk Here’s the original…
Eat Out To Help Out
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy Thanks to our wonderful Chancellor Rishi With these vouchers you are really spoiling us But only from Monday to Wednesday, cuz He knows what’ll get…
How To Speak English
A lesson in how to be fluent in your native language and string words together in a coherent fashion.